Badass doofus McCree is so cute tbh. (Not dumb McCree, just humble clumsy McCree)

Like he sees you from across the room and takes a fancy to you, so he saunters up and tries to look all cool. He twirls his gun in his hand but then he fuckin drops it and he’s like “aw shit” and fumbles to pick it back up.

That’s the kind of shit I like.

Hanzo: “And this is how you correctly aim-” Rein, bursting through the brush: “Hanzo! Luci! come here boy, *hugs the daylights from Lucio* have some berries, you like this kind. and have a muffin, or three. eat three. (there may be some startled and muffinless campers) McCree: “And watch, here’s how you need to-” Rein, pushing McCree aside like a leaf: “Luci! c’mon, let’s go throw stones and count fish. you work too much.”

damn Rein spoils him well

McCree and Hanzo were never overly physically affectionate, with each other or when caring for Lucio, but now that he’s in his own cave McCree is clingy as hell. Hanzo doesn’t really mind, but still, McCree is laying on top of him with his torso, and tail twisted all around Hanzo. but they’re comfortable, peacefully together before bed. McCree makes a gruff noise before looking up at Hanzo, all big eyed and certainly troublesome before whining “Can we have another kid?”

And make Lúcio feel replaced???

I THINK NOT

Lucio’s cave is like 20 feet away, just around the curve from Hanzo and McCree’s. Lucio found it and Hanzo helped him make it livable, and he’s right there for if he needs help, but McCree’s a disaster, crying how his baby boy is all grown up, leaving him for good, soon he wont even visit, Lucio’s trying to comfort him, he doesn’t want his dad to be sad! he’s right there, McCree’s having none of it, sobbing and hanging off of Hanzo until he gets tired of his husband and tells him to go see Lucio

not that Hanzo’s near as composed as he tries to play, he goes past Lucio’s every morning and night to see if he looks alright, and that no one’s sneaking around (as if he wouldn’t hear an intruder from his cave) but he’s sneaky enough to not be seen. and still gives Lucio a fresh kill since he conveniently was able to catch twice as much today. and yesterday. and Lucio’s favorite fruit bush is suddenly planted outside his cave. certainly not Hanzo’s doing.

Lucio is just so confused like “???? I thought life in the wild was hard but for some reason everything is coming easy”