Can I get something a little silly but also nsfw? Junkrat with a migraine from the radiation and their s/o jokingly tells him that they heard that bjs cure headaches and migraines but then they actually decide to put that to the test.

You notice Junkrat is groaning an awful lot lately. At first you just figure he’s being needy, and you know better than to give him what he wants all the time. But then you noticed the pained undertones in his voice and you see him rubbing his temples in agony.

Concerned, you immediately rush to his side and ask him what’s wrong. He explains that he’s just experiencing a migraine, which is normal for him. You assumed this was probably a result of his exposure to radiation, and that just upset you. You wished there was something you could do to help him. Then, an idea struck.

“You know,” you begin. “I once heard that blowjobs help get rid of headaches.”

Junkrat freezes and looks at you with disbelief. You quickly start to regret mentioning that. Did you actually manage to disgust him? You were about to sputter out an apology when Junkrat frantically began undoing his belt and quickly whipped out his cock for you.

“Why didn’t you say so?” he quips. “Hurry up and get suckin’. I’m really sufferin’ ‘ere!”

You couldn’t help but giggle at his eagerness. How could you possibly say no? It was worth a shot anyway.

You promptly get down on your knees and gently stroke his soft dick until it becomes erect. You then slowly lick up his shaft and slowly roll your tongue around the head before taking it into your mouth.

Junkrat lets out a pleased sigh and tangles his fingers in your hair, pressing his hips forward so he could go deeper into your mouth. You start bobbing your head back and forth, bringing his dick in and out of your mouth at a quick pace.

“Shit— that’s the stuff. Just like that…” he grunts as you take him as deep as you can. He bites his bottom lip and lets out a whine as he can feel his orgasm building. Unable to restrain himself, the fist in your hair grows tighter and he begins thrusting into your mouth. You allow him to do this, letting your law go limp so he can have his way with you.

Junkrat moans your praises as he fucks your mouth, tells you how good you feel and how sweet you are for doing this. It took just a few more harsh thrusts and he was cumming down your throat, his whole body trembling from the intensity of his orgasm.

You pull away with a smile on your face, looking up at Junkrat expectantly as he slowly came down from his high. He lazily stuffed his dick back in his pants and paused for a moment, trying to asses how he’s feeling.

“It still hurts,” he says bluntly. You pout. You wanted so badly to make him feel better. All that effort for nothing…

“But,” Junkrat continues. “It is a little better.”

Oh! So he has made an improvement! That’s better than nothing. A smile returns to your face and you get back on your feet to give him a hug. He gladly returns it and thanks you for the spontaneous bj.

“So, uh,” he giggles. “Does this mean I can expect this kind of treatment every time I get a headache?”

Dirty talking head cannons for the Junkers?

Junkrat:

He’s really into name calling during sex. (i.e., calling you a whore or a slut)
He’ll also praise you a bit when you pleasure him.
Often tells you no one makes him feel as good as you do.
He says yeah a lot during sex.
Aaaaand then we have “I’m about ready to blow.” “And, boom goes the dynamite.”

Roadhog:

He’s not much of a talker, but when he does, he often praises you during sex.
Will tell you how lucky he is to have you.
Also commends you for taking his huge cock.
He’ll sometimes whisper sweet pet names in your ear as he fucks you gently.
And of course, he’s always gotta give the obvious jokes. “Squeal for me, lil piggy.” “Wanna take his hog for a ride?”

OMG ok now Im gonna need these fart headcanons for more characters. How about Dva, Lucio and the Junkers?

omg I’m crying

You guys are so silly

Junkrat and male partner who cross dresses?

Oh gosh. He thinks you are so pretty.
He doesn’t quite understand the appeal, but hey he is not complaining one bit.
If you’ve got frilly, lacy panties, he’s probably worn a few pairs on his head on several occasions. Why? Well why not?
May make a few girly jokes, so if you’re not cool with that, better correct it while the behavior is still new.
If you’ve got bras, 10 buck you’ve walked in on him trying it on. Even he can’t explain why.
Likes taking you out in public places to show you off. Such beauty should not be hidden.

Some nsfw cuz I’m nasty:

He likes giving you bjs while you’re wearing a skirt. Just pull up the fabric and easy access.
Whether you’re feminine or not, if your dick is bomb he will gladly bottom to you.
Often requests you wear frilly lingerie to bed.Seeing the thin fabric hug your body gets him so turned on.

Head cannons for Lucio, genji, junkrat, and Mccree where their s/o gets electrocuted during training (not badly enough to be in danger, but badly enough that they have to stop training for the day and maybe stay in bed/take it easy)

Lúcio:

He screeches in shock and immediately runs to your side.
He will carry you to Angela for a check up.
While you recover, he’ll play some gentle tunes for you.
He will also hold your hand almost the entire time.
“I knew you had an electric personality, but this is just too much.”

Genji:

Immediately rushes you to Angela for some help.
Holds your hand as you rest in the medical bed.
He think it’s his fault. he should have done a better job protecting you.
You assure him it wasn’t his fault at all, but he still wishes he could have saved you.
When you were discharged, he tried talking Angela into giving you like a week off because he’s just so scared you’ll get hurt again.

Junkrat:

At first he thinks you’re fine. He’s taken blows much stronger and lived. But then… you weren’t responding. Time to panic.
He’s a mess when he gets you to the med bay.
He paces around the room until you finally come to.
He holds you tight as he sobs overdramatically.
He starts getting a little overprotective afterwards.

McCree:

He’s cussing up a storm he’s so frazzled.
He gives you a little smack on the cheek just to make sure you’re alert, then takes you to the med bay.
Probably nags you about being more alert next time you’re out training.
Holds your hand bone crushingly tight.
Gives you several kisses if you say your head hurts or something.

Lucio, Genji, Junkrat, Roadhog, and Sombra reacting to their s/o accidentally squirting during sex? (Their s/o is embarrassed bc that’s never happened before.)

Lúcio:

He’s pretty surprised when it happens.
He asks if you’re alright and giggles a bit when he realizes what happened.
He assures you that it’s okay and it’s not abnormal to do that.

Genji:

He thinks it was pretty hot.
Will check to make sure you’re okay, then he’s at it again in the hopes you’ll do it again.
He’s so proud to have brought you such intense pleasure and tells you how beautiful you were when you squirted.

Junkrat:

He is so proud of himself.
Wishes he got it on camera.
He will definitely tease you about it long after it happened.

Roadhog:

Chuckles because he can’t believe that just happened.
Will gently tease you about it, but assures you it’s perfectly fine and it’s nothing to be embarrassed about.
He thought it was really hot so he’s definitely going for a round 2.

Sombra:

She cackles with triumph.
Her new goal in life is to make you squirt every time you have sex.
She thinks she’s the shit now. She will often brag about her talent in bed since she got you to squirt.

Could you do reactions for how Junkrat, Genji, and McCree for when they find out that their s/o’s family has caused s/o to constantly think they are fat no matter what even when the s/o’s friends tell s/o they are as skinny as a twig please? I’m kinda going through that right now. Sorry if this is too personal.

Junkrat:

He is absolutely outraged.
Anyone who talks down on his precious s/o has a death wish.
He’ll hug you and kiss you and tell you he loves you, no matter what size you are.
May send the offenders a box of active smoke bombs to give them a spook.

Genji:

He’s angry, but mostly disappointed in those people.
He’ll constantly remind you how good looking you are and how much he loves you.
He tells you its okay if you can’t muster up some self confidence sometimes. On those days, he’ll love you enough for the both of you!
He’ll stick close to your side and support you if anyone says something negative about your weight. (~~*spams E spams E spams E spams E*~~)

McCree:

Just give him the OK and he’ll shoot ‘em up.
He gets really cheesy and poetic to describe how gorgeous you are in his eyes.
He’ll buy you revealing clothes so you can show off your assets. If you’re too embarrassed to wear them in public he’ll just request a private show. B)
He’ll start coming with you when visiting friends/family and shoot down any negative remarks they may make.

Omg XD okay so how would the boys react when their S/O accidentally turns them on (like sucking a popsicle or shifting in their lap just a little?)

Junkrat:

He will stare with his mouth wide open in shock.
He tries so hard keeping his hands by his sides. You can visually see his struggle.
He’d eventually grow impatient and drag you to the nearest private space for a quick fuck.
He tried teaching you not to be such a tease, but after such great sex, you start teasing him even more.

McCree:

He can’t keep his eyes off of you.
Nor can he keep his hands off of you.
He’s all over you an instant, trying to get into your pants.
he will whine and beg until you give him what he wants.

Hanzo:

Tries so hard to look away as he blushes deeply.
You notice him squirming and getting a little antsy.
When he reaches his breaking point, he pulls you close and brings you in for a rough makeout session.
He will absolutely wreck you that night. Fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk straight.

Oh can we have wet dream head cannons for those good junker boys too? :)

The boys reactions when a person flirts with their s/o and tries to stop it but before they can their s/o hits the said person flirting?

Soldier 76:

Oh, he is storming over to you. he is ready to paint his fits red.
He stops in his tracks when he sees you drop kick that sucker.
He stares in awe as you just kick their ass and send them away with a shout.
He chuckles with pride as he then approaches you casually and slings an arm over your shoulder.
“That’s my boy/girl.”

Reaper:

DEATH COMES. He is ready to kill, shotguns ready.
Then he sees you punch the person straight in the jaw.
Reaper’s jaw drops… and he drops his guns.
He rushes over to you after you’ve chased the stranger away and he holds onto you tight.
“Excellent job, mi amor.”

McCree:

Deadeye’s ready. McCree is ready for an old fashioned stand off when he sees someone flirting with you.
He sputters when he sees you bop them in the nose, but he keeps making his way over in case you need help.
He tries to contain his laughter when he notices they now have a nosebleed.
He’ll casually put an arm around your waist and shoo the other person away.
Then, he’d press a kiss to your lips and mutter how hot that was.

Junkrat:

He’s racing to get his launcher loaded. No one gets close to you without losing a limb or two or four.
His anger quickly turns into laughter when he sees you give them a slap.
he then proceeds to chase them off for good measure, then runs back to you to give you a big hug.
“That was killer!” he says. “How come I don’t see you do that more often?”
You may or may not feel his boner touching you as he hugs you.