Ok ok for this one, the scenario is: You don’t know who your soulmate is until thy touch you.
- You are a resident of Junkertown. You’ve seen Junkrat around plenty of times but didn’t bother to interact with him. he seemed like pretty risky business and you didn’t want anything to do with that.
- You had to leave for a scouting mission and you were gone for quite some time. When you return, you see Junkrat and his hulking behemoth of a bodyguard stranded outside the gates. You’re pretty sure they got kicked out of town. You knew it was coming, you just didn’t think it’d be this soon.
- You try to squeeze by without them noticing, but considering the vast open space of the area, that was near impossible.
- Seeing you gives Junkrat an idea!! Maybe you an vouch for them and get them back into town!? It’s fool proof!!!!
- He grabs you by the neck to stop you in your tracks and the contact gives you a sudden wave of heat through your body.
- Junkrat stutters a bit as well, unaccustomed to the vigorous thumping on his heart.
- Junkrat doesn’t really know what to say. He’s always boasted about someday meeting his soulmate, who was probably a rockin hot super model babe with big ol’ tiddies and a great ass. He didn’t consider his soulmate would be male. And yet…. well, you do have the nice ass, and you were pretty easy on the eyes…
- You were flabbergasted, considering all the effort you’ve made thus far to avoid this ticking time bomb of a man. Yet… all of a sudden, you see the charm in that sweet, goofy face.
- You felt a little bad having to betray Junkertown like this, but considering Junkrat was your soulmate, you made the effort to vouch for him to be let back in.
- You got kicked out instead.
- Surprisingly, that didn’t sting as much as you expected. You just waltz right up to Junkrat, tell him the bad news, and take his hand. You suggest finding a new place to crash, and the three of you grumpily storm off to do your own thing.
- Who knows, maybe you were in for a big adventure. There’s no time for peace and quiet now that you’re stuck with Junkrat. 😉 Just the kind of spice you needed in your life.